6 Great Brothels in Melbourne (and beyond)

Melbourne is one of the best cities in Australia for adult entertainment with more than 100 legal and licensed brothels, massage parlours and escort services located around the city. Whether you are looking for an intimate girlfriend experience or a 15-minute quickie before or after work, there’s plenty to choose from to satisfy your needs.

With so many to choose from it can be hard to decide where to spend your cash. You want to make sure you get value for money and the experience that caters to your tastes and preferences. To help out, we’ve rounded up some of the best brothels in Melbourne.

1. The Boardroom

The Boardroom is Australia’s most awarded brothel and escort service. Located in Southbank, The Boardroom serves males, females and couples. It was awarded Best Australian Brothel at the 2013 Eros Shine Awards and has collected many other industry awards.

It has a private club atmosphere with leather lounges, mahogany suites and, of course, some of Melbourne’s most gorgeous girls. It has a high-end luxury feel and a huge team of beautiful women who are ready to cater to your every desire.

They offer a members program designed to reward regular clients and return visitors. Through this program, you can access discounted pricing and regular specials as well as go into the running for regular prizes and free services.

2. Collingwood Confidential

Collingwood Confidential is an upscale Brothel in the hip area of Collingwood offering safe sex with no strings attached or ongoing companionship for those inclined.

Tucked away in a secluded Collingwood precinct, these three Victorian Heritage Buildings are easily located just minutes from the Melbourne CBD. They offer clean and generously sized suites and rooms with corner showers, mirrored walls and large comfortable beds.

They have over 50 ladies on their books including many different ages, nationalities and body types. Most tastes are catered for and they have a great reputation for being able to satisfy even the most difficult of customers. They cater to most fantasies and deluxe sexual services (at the provider’s discretion).

They also offer a loyalty programme designed to reward repeat custom where members can earn points towards complimentary room hire.

3. Gotham City

Gotham City bills itself as Australia’s best and only 8 star establishment, although the ‘best’ seems redundant and we’re unsure who’s giving out these star ratings. But given the opulence and reputation of the venue, it probably doesn’t matter.

Gotham City is a multi-million dollar venue with over-the-top and mind blowing decor and a selection of some of the most beautiful women in the world. The venue boasts beautifully appointed suites, a bar and lounge area, private viewing rooms, premium service and is open 24 hours.

VIPs and regulars can also access the membership program which entitles members to free entry any time and free room upgrades.

4. Southern Comfort International

Located in Melbourne’s south-eastern suburbs, Southern Comfort International is an affordable, friendly and reliable brothel with a difference. Offering live sex shows and a rock and roll atmosphere, Southern Comfort is definitely for those who want to put as bit more party into their night out.

While not as luxurious and opulent as some of the CBD venues, they do offer some of the best pricing in Melbourne and you will definitely have a great time. With plenty of beautiful women, you’re guaranteed a fun night out.

5. Top of the Town

One of Melbourne’s busiest and most iconic brothels, Top of the Town is located on Flinders Street just 150 metres from the Yarra River and Crown Casino. It is served by up to 25 girls at a time on Fridays and weekends.

Offering both in-call and outcall services, there are over 100 ladies to choose from with a full roster being available to view online. There’s a woman to appeal to every taste and the website offers detailed bios for each girl complete with real pictures.

It boasts a relaxed atmosphere and 11 beautiful (and clean) rooms. The main lounge/bar has ATM facilities and a pool table and plenty of seating in a pub-like atmosphere.

6. 69 Relaxation

If you’re looking for a good Brothel in Geelong, you can’t go past 69 Relaxation. Featuring beautiful women and affordable services, they offer sophisticated adult entertainment and relaxation services for men looking for an intimate, sensual and passionate experience. They can also cater to women and couples looking to spice things up or try something new and they provide fun, friendly and clean services and ensure complete discretion.